Well I Never!

Jason: Have you been stealing my change?
Me: What the hell? Who do I look like, my mom?!

Big Mistake. Big. Huge.

Spent 20 minutes trying to explain to Jason why khaki colored crushy pants, with legs that zip off, and brown hiking boots are not considered business attire.

Me: Unless you’re going from a business meeting straight to hiking the Shenandoah mountains you don’t wear hiking boots and zip off pants to a work meeting.

Jason: I bet some people do.

Yeah, nice comeback. So, Jason and I spent the evening clothes shopping. Which I’m assuming is payback for every time my mom took me shopping when I was little. Thank God he didn’t pack his Rooster Booster hat.

*Points if you got the Pretty Woman reference.

 

More Traveling Fun

Listening to my husband puke in a hotel bathroom.
I feel like a good wife would probably do more than toss him a bottle of water and tell him to “turn on the fan so it doesn’t smell like vomit out here.”

Prioritize

Generaliation

Me: Moving blows, Jason deploying blows, life blows.

Mom: I’m sorry honey, it will get better.

Me: *sigh, I guess.

Mom: So,  . . . could you log in to Jason and Kate’s Facebook. I sent them some game requests and I really need them to accept so I can build the Dragon Tower of Zoltar and move on the the next level.

FYI ‘Ders

Just finished cleaning out the fridge. The trash is full and on the curb. It doesn’t get picked up till Tuesday.

FYI* Jason . . . our neighbors are gonna be super pumped when stray dogs start tearing through our trash.

*FYI must be pronounced Fu-Wah-Eye, à la Workaholics 

Workaholics	Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c
Adam Moves Out
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Comedy Central Funny TV Shows Roast of Charlie Sheen

 

You Wish

Guess who’s trying to finish 8 sewing projects, move everything out of her house or into a jeep before noon tomorrow, and gets to go on a super fun surprise trip to North Carolina for a week? This guy (girl)!

I think the best part about the Air Force is how they always come up with hilarious new ways to screw you.

In perpetration for my aforementioned activities I have fueled my body with NAS and Ben & Jerry’s.  High on caffeine and sugar Meagan is doing awesome. Bawling, full of anxiety, curl up in the fetal position Meagan is waiting in the wings.

Fantastic.

 

Everybody Cut, Everybody Cut

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/footloose/

Just saw the Footloose preview. Now how to pass the time till October . . .